I Survived The End of The World

The Top 10 Ways to Survive the May 21st Rapture.

10. Get up

9. Have Breakfast

8. Avoid Work

7. Hang Out

6. Catch up on Tivo

5. Have Sex

4 Have More Sex

3. Eat Your Favorite Junk Food

2. Call Your Mother

1. Watch The News As They Report on Arnold and Maria

It is now 6:40 in Los Angeles on May 21st 2011 and I am still here as is most of the world… Yippie.

I spent the time unloading groceries from the car up until 6 minutes to doomsday. I sat with my wife and mother-in-law and watched the time pass…

Oh well maybe 2012.

P.S. Did anyone else get this letter from Family Radio??

Dear friend,

We are writing this letter to inform you of the great urgency that now exists for each and every person to be reconciled with God before May 21, 2011.

As God’s servants, Family Radio (http://www.familyradio.com <http://www.familyradio.com/> ) feels a great responsibility to warn every person concerning the teachings of the Holy Bible that May 21, 2011 (just days away) will be the day when God comes for His people, and also the appointed Day of Judgment for all of the unsaved people of the world. The Bible refers to this ‘day’ in the following verses:

Acts 17:29 Forasmuch then as we are the offspring of God, we ought not to think that the Godhead is like unto gold, or silver, or stone, graven by art and man’s device………..

This thing went on and on and came after the event… It was true SPAM as they got my email off Twitter and sent to my private box unsolicited.

JW Najarian


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